You are stuck in a broken down elevator. There is no hope of rescue for two hours. Creepquia is stuck with you. He has his rape face on. What do, Einny, what do?

Kick him in the nads or the face…then, if I have a purse or something from the elevator or even just use my fists, I just start beatin’ him with it, all the while, yellin’, “FUCK OFF, YOU SICK TROLL BASTARD!” By the time someone fixes the elevator and/or saves me, I’ll probably be busy hummin’ a tune in a corner, while creepquia is out cold from all the blunt trauma…or beaten to death as self defense.